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Boing!, William Webster

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Het vilely Bingos dals ewer smalto deray fro eth wen eyra ta Nash Ensnared Cholos, Brogan, Amine.

Dear Computer, Is The Letter-String A Word?, Michael Keith

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In "Is That Letter-String Really a Word?" in the May 1999 Word Ways, Ross Eckler considers the question of determining the plausibility that a given letter string is an English word.

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Instructions to authors wishing to contribute to Word Ways.

Packing The Cardinals, A. Ross Eckler

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In a companion article, Michael Keith discusses the problem of packing the cardinals ONE, TWO, THREE, ... N into various square of rectangular grids of minimum size. This article extends some of his ideas, showing that such grids come in several varieties.

The X-Bird Files, William Young

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In the May 1999 Kickshaws, Dave Morice said that he encountered (inprint) a Xantusiid lizard, and wondered whether there are any other X-animals. As an avid birdwatcher, I can answer his question for the feathered portion of the animal kingdom. Of course, I am assuming he is talking about X-birds in the onomatic sense and not in the sense that John Cleese used the term when complaining about his lifeless parrot.

Answers And Solutions

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Answers and solutions to the puzzles and games contained in this issue.

Colloquy

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A collection of responses to previously published articles.

Stab Deletions, Eugene J. Ulrich

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Here are some little puzzles based on the fifty two-letter stats abbreviations (STABs) such as AK, AL, AR,AZ, CA... In these puzzles, we begin with a fairly long word and from it remove pairs of adjacent letters that form a STAB so as to leave a much shorter word or term. For example, starting with MINCEMEAT, by deleting MI,NC,MS,ME we have EAT left. Or, starting with MINUTEMAN, by deleting IN,UT,MA we have MEN left. In this case, we chose to delete IN instead of MI, which would have left us with the non-word NEN. Now try your luck with these.

300 Pharmacograms, Darryl Francis

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Over the years, the pages of Word Ways have contained transposals of all sorts--transposals of names of places, US states, colors, chemical elements, personal names, and so on.

Bananagrams 5, Edmund Conti

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Many of the following bananagrams were inspired by William Webster's "Stew Inside Curies" in the February Word Ways.

Emit Time Item, Michael Keith

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In any of the three texts below, select a word in the first line and use the word-stepping procedure described by Martin Gardner in the Aug 1998 Word Ways: count the number of letters in the word, step ahead by that many words, and repeat this process with each new word reached. The first word arrived at in the next-to-last time is always TIME, no matter what the starting word is. Try it!

Willard Espy, 1910-1999

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Willard Espy, wordplay's great and good friend, died in New York on February 20, 1999 at the age of 88. It is difficult to do justice to this many-faceted man in a short tribute. I first learned of him when he published his first wordplay book, The Game of Words, in 1972. I reviewed it in the August 1972 Word Ways, mildly chiding him for an inadequate index and the lack of up-to-date examples of transposals and word squares.

Let Your Fingers Do The Wordplay, Michael Keith, Dave Mroice

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Dmitri Borgmann's Language on Vacation includes the following tibit concerning wordplay and the telephone dial: "It appears that the longest word which can be dialed using only letters that appear with odd numerals is WELL-EXPRESSED, and that... with even numerals NONCOMMUNICATING." It seems to us that the first example is an adjectival phrase; the longest single words appear to be PERPLEXEDLY or SLEEPLESSLY. (If you want a longer adjectival phrase, consider the sentence "SELFLESSLY-DEFERRED pleasures are often the best kind.") We can't quibble with the second example except to point out that NONCONTAMINATING ties it for length.

Wuthering Flapdocks! Yet More Bisograms, James Puder

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A word in which no two letters are the same is often called an isogram. In an article in the August 1998 Word Ways, Eric Chaikin coined the term bisogram to identify word pairs in which no letters occur more than once. High-quality bisograms are essentially defined as those which contain only uncapitalized unhyphenated unabbreviated words which are listed in boldface type in Webster's Third; appropriate noun

A History Of Word Puzzling, Mary J. Hazard

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The National Puzzlers' League, founded as the Eastern Puzzlers' League in New York City in 1883, is devoted to the creation and solution of versified word puzzles, as popular in the nineteenth and early twentieth centuries as crosswords and cryptograms are today. In the fall of 1998, the League privately published The National Puzzlers' League--The First 115 Years, a 380-page bound volume issued free (upon request) to its members and available to others for $14 plus postage (the editor has copies available).

Deep In A Can I Peed, John E. Connett

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Palindromists have a reputation for racy subject-matter. Remember Dennis and Edna who (often with others) sinned? Or Naomi's lover who moans that sex at noon taxes? Or the anonymous slut who nixes sex in Tulsa? Other bodily functions can be similarly celebrated.

A Ryde Through The Country, William Young

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Once upon a time, there was an innocent young woman who called herself the MAIDEN BRADLEY, but everyone knew her as Nancy. Nancy lived out in the country at the end of a LONG STREET in a small house next to many GREAT ELM trees. She loved the huge trees, and told her friends that she could sit and watCH ELMS FOR Days without getting bored. She was especially fascinated by a large NEST ON top of one of the trees which was occupied by two ferocious hawks.

Reverse Homophonic Charades, Susan Thorpe

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Pronunciation, as we know, varies widely, not only between the United Kingdom and the United States, but within the United Kingdom itself. From this article, you may correctly deduce that my roots lie in the north of England, rather than the south of England where I now live. Most of the unfamiliar words can be found in the Oxford English Dictionary, Second Edition.

The Enigmatic Yams Of May, James Puder

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In May, a palindromist's fancy turns to thoughts of John Pool's old chestnut, "May a banana nab a yam? Although modern palindromy cannot yet produce a plummy answer to this pithy question, it has raised a bumper crop of nutty queries from the same palindromical rootstock.

How Many Alphomes Are There?, Rex Gooch

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An alphome consists of the letters of a word arranged in alphabetic order. In "The Commonest Alphomes" in this issue, I presented the most common alphomes for many word-lengths. Here I look at alphomes en masse, but only dealing with those found in well-known dictionaries.

The Commonest Alphomes, Rex Gooch

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An alphome consists of the letters of a word placed in alphabetical order, AEGINRST, AELRST and others have been the subject of intensive work over many years, the object being that make as many words as possible using each letter just once per word. Although I agree that these strings were the most common (or threreabouts) of their length, I note that the lists produced were more than an order of magnitude larger than the number of occurrences even in the largest dictionary I have seen.

Kickshaws, Dave Morice

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A collection of linguistic kickshaws.

Is That Letter-String Really A Word?, A. Ross Eckler

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Most people would agree that SORNIE looks like a word, but DKYODZ does not. Can subjective judgements like these be codified? Can they be translated into explicit rules that rate the word plausibility of a letter-string? This article suggests a few rules, and speculates how they might be combined to forms a super-rule for discriminating between plausible words and impossible combinations. For strings of any length, such rules are likely to be computationally burdensome, requiring a computer to implement them. I propose several rules for letter-strings of length three, and show how well they perform. I then take the best …

The Grinning Cow And His Successors, Mike Morton

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As an anagrammist I found the game of musical chairs for the House speakership in late 1998 too good to ignore. Newton Gingrich (the grinning cow) resigned shortly after the November elections, to be replaced by candidate Bob Livingston (glib bison on TV). He in turn removed himself from consideration after certain infidelities came to light, and was supplanted by Dennis Hastert (I hasten trends), another guy we've never heard of.

Eva, Eh? In A Can I Heave!, John E. Connett

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In I Love Me, Vol. I, Mike Bonner recognizes a handful of palindromes involving Eva and a cave, including "Eva, can I pose as Aesop in a cave" and "Eva, can I stab bats in a cave?," both attributed to Leigh Mercer, and "Eva can, I see, bone no bees in a cave," by J.A. Lindon. However, there's lots more that can be said about our troglodytic Eva.

A Statename Chain Revisited, Dan Tilque

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"Where are you from?"

"Indiana, Pennsylvania."

"Huh? Make up your mind. Are you from Indiana or Pennsylvania?"

"Both. I'm from the town of Indiana in the state of Pennsylvania."

Top Row Typing, Rex Gooch

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A deservedly favourite question is: what is the longest English word that can be typed using only the top row of the typewriter? The very apt answer is TYPEWRITER, at 10 letters. Staying with the QWERTY (not, newspaper column that QUIETWRITER at 11 letters was longer, and also appropriate, as the IBM Quietwriter (a high quality quiet electronic typewriter or printer) also had the QWERTY layout.

Answers And Solutions

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Answers and solutions to the puzzles and games contained in this issue.

Back Cover

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Instructions to authors wishing to contribute to Word Ways.

Het Clabbers Downplay, William Webster

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Eth wot slag ewer ta het mage moor leary; agree, deray. Ungird mage eon, earn eth den, ti saw Savin runt; Barde soling baldy. Myna shook ewer garnets. Fro ancients, ate no REHEAT; ta het felt. Wot sword lustering--MOTHERS drawdown. Eth eon cores earn het einstein.