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The Grizzly, April 2, 1996, Marc Ellman, Mark Leiser

Ursinus College Grizzly Newspaper, 1978 to Present

This is an April Fool's parody issue of the Ursinus College Grizzly newspaper, entitled "The Goofly."

Ursinus Magazine, Spring 1996, Stephen Heacock, Maria Costa, Peter Perreten, Lisa Talarico, Joyce Carol Oates, Kathrin Phillips, Lisa Tremper Barnes

Ursinus Magazine, 1995–Present

Letters to the editor • Lacrosse and field hockey alumnae continue to shine • Alumni Association news: Reunion weekend; Coffee Club perks; UC by the Sea • Improving Pfahler: Phase one • President John Strassburger's commencement address • Summer renovation work • Centennial research conference • Classroom with a view: A new look at American drama • Alexander Wilson: Unsung father of American ornithology • Following her dream • How sweet it is • Joyce Carol Oates: Stories of a lifetime • The sweet sounds of Sweet Basil • Class notes • Saving Oregon's ancient forests • Marriages • Births …

Crusader, March 29, 1996, College Of The Holy Cross

Student Newspapers

The student newspaper for the College of the Holy Cross in Worcester, Massachusetts. Articles include coverage of campus events and issues, sports, editorials and special features.

The Grizzly, March 26, 1996, Marc Ellman, Mark Leiser, Kristen Schumann, Joanna Doyle, Melissa Forbes, Jared Rakes, Chris Bowers, Melinda Albert, Erin Callahan, Jennifer Urban, Beatrice May, Colin Tucker, Joel Schofer, Mary Hearl, Charlie Weingroff, Kate Goddard, Hera Walker

Ursinus College Grizzly Newspaper, 1978 to Present

Marijuana Incident Results in Dismissal of Two Students • UC Professors to Participate in AIDS Ride • Ryan Auch: The Gentle Giant • Women's Week • Opinions: Capitalism, Individualism and Responsibility; Scotland Fury • Thoughts on the Honor Code • Senegel Professor Speaks on Africa • Berwyn Tavern & Grill: A Trappe Alternative • Faculty Spotlight: Antoni Castells-Talens • Bears at 10-3 After Winning Streak • Trecroce Named Player of the Week • Lacrosse Starts Season With a Bang

Crusader, March 22, 1996, College Of The Holy Cross

Student Newspapers

The student newspaper for the College of the Holy Cross in Worcester, Massachusetts. Articles include coverage of campus events and issues, sports, editorials and special features.

Hollins Columns (1996 Mar 18), Hollins College

Hollins Student Newspapers

Table of Contents:

• Ring Night causes controversy
• Hollins literary festival showcases new talent
• Right Night: More than just three days of craziness
• Students respond to library survey
• Plagiarism plagues student
• Golden Rule dinner supports Habitat
• Yearbook complications cause delay
• BSA to host forum on racial issues
• Ring Night complaint
• W&L Mock Convention draws a large crowd
• The 1996 Presidential election update
• Disappearing Acts fine intro to McMillan's honest world
• Roanoke events provide activities
• Academy Awards are bound to be interesting
• Redford, Pfeiffer light up silver screen
• Get involved with PREVIEWS program, April 11-12
• SHAB advises women to get to know …

Ua12/2/1 College Heights Herald, Vol. 71, No. 47, Wku Student Affairs

WKU Administration Documents

WKU campus newspaper reporting campus, athletic and Bowling Green, Kentucky news.

Regular features include:

• Just a Second
• Campus Line
• For the Record / Crime Reports
• People Poll
• Sports
• Diversions
• Movie Reviews
• Classifieds

Articles in this issue:

• Wright, Jennifer. Florida, Texas Police Ready for Students – Spring Break
• Lucas, Fred. Student Government Association Asks for Longer Visitation
• LaBelle, Charboneé. Students Get Time in State Prison
• Holthaus, Marie. Women’s Groups Provide Voice for Females
• LaBelle, Charboneé. Faculty Senate to Review New Version of Ethics Proposal
• Concealed Weapons Will Increase Violence
• Craig, Ryan. Being a Soft Kind of Guy When They Want Macho …

Ua12/2/1 College Heights Herald, Vol. 71, No. 46, Wku Student Affairs

WKU Administration Documents

WKU campus newspaper reporting campus, athletic and Bowling Green, Kentucky news.

Regular features include:

• Just a Second
• Campus Line
• For the Record / Crime Reports
• People Poll
• Sports
• Diversions
• Movie Reviews
• Classifieds

Articles in this issue:

• Sanderford, Aaron. March Delivers Hoops Hysteria
• Goetz, Kristina. Concealed: Senate Passes Gun Bill
• Stamper, John. Greek Pageant Raises Money for Former Student
• Hall, Jason. Western Well Represented in State Government
• Hall, Jason. Department Head Lobbying General Assembly for School – Luther Hughes
• Student Government Association Working for Itself
• Lucas, Marion & Jack Thacker. Tenure is Important
• Sudborough, Gary. People Should Question Pat Buchanan
• Webster, …

Ua12/2/1 College Heights Herald, Vol. 71, No. 45, Wku Student Affairs

WKU Administration Documents

WKU campus newspaper reporting campus, athletic and Bowling Green, Kentucky news.

Regular features include:

• Just a Second
• Campus Line
• For the Record / Crime Reports
• People Poll
• Sports
• Diversions
• Movie Reviews
• Classifieds

Articles in this issue:

• Lucas, Fred. Student Government Association Wants President to be From Within
• Wright, Jennifer. Students Lie, Cheat for Gain
• Hall, Jason. Internet Policy Unique in State
• Davis, Courtney. Musicians Discuss Being Professional Women
• Lenz, Rebecca. Shuttle Service Moves to Avoid Fee
• Faculty Code of Ethics to be Discussed
• Looking at Pictures Not Harassment
• Lemmo, Alfred. Abortion is Wrong
• Holder, Philip. Café Voltaire Has to Protect …

The Grizzly, March 5, 1996, Marc Ellman, Mark Leiser, Jason Bechtel, Melissa Forbes, Jared Rakes, Chris Bowers, Hera Walker, Colin Tucker, Laurie Falcone, Christy Kenny, Denelle Godek, Jennifer Urban, Joel Schofer, Charlie Weingroff

Ursinus College Grizzly Newspaper, 1978 to Present

Airband Raises $5,000 • Borsdorf Appointed by Governor Ridge • All About Pledging • Opinions: A Feminist's Point of View; "My God"; The Role of the Soul in Evolution; Don't Knock it Unless You've Tried it; Souls and Science: Where do we Draw the Line?; What it Really Means to be Left Wing; Money Rules the World • Women's Art to be on Display at Berman • Groovy Hippies and Classical Style in Wismer • Faculty Spotlight: Dr. E. Diane Lyle-Smith • Alumna Spotlight: Elizabeth Buckenmyer • Blood Drive Winners • Ortman's Wrestling Career Comes to a Close • Teams …

Hollins Columns (1996 Mar 4), Hollins College

Hollins Student Newspapers

Table of Contents:

• Crist speaks about financial future of Hollins
• Hollins celebrates 100th anniversary of athletic program
• The Honor Code: Outdated or eternal?
• No place to party for faculty
• LEO continues tradition of recognizing campus leaders
• Tech law suit questions campus judicial systems
• Women's Studies: On the frontier of feminism?
• W&L faces new rules about drinking
• African-American employees honored at banquet
• Roanoke offers attractions for students in the spring semester
• Europe not worth 84 cents
• Roanoke County Police apprehend suspect in apartment break-in
• Player's number means more than meets the eye
• Riding team prepares for the Hollins Medal finals on …

Crusader, March 1, 1996, College Of The Holy Cross

Student Newspapers

The student newspaper for the College of the Holy Cross in Worcester, Massachusetts. Articles include coverage of campus events and issues, sports, editorials and special features.

The Octofoil, March/April 1996, Ninth Infantry Division Association

The Octofoil

The Octofoil is the offical publication of the Ninth Infantry Division Association, Inc., an organization formed by the officers and men of the 9th Infantry Division in order to perpetuate the memory of fallen comrades, preserve the esprit de corps of the Division, promote peace and serve as an information bureau about the 9th Infantry Division. The Association is made up of 9th Infantry veterans from WWII and Vietnam, spouses, widows and lineal descendants.

Ua12/2/1 College Heights Herald, Vol. 71, No. 43, Wku Student Affairs

WKU Administration Documents

WKU campus newspaper reporting campus, athletic and Bowling Green, Kentucky news.

Regular features include:

• Just a Second
• Campus Line
• For the Record / Crime Reports
• People Poll
• Sports
• Diversions
• Movie Reviews
• Classifieds

Articles in this issue:

• Hall, Jason. Policy Blocks ‘Explicit’ Images
• Lucas, Fred. Trading Places – Thomas Meredith & Eva Farrar
• Quarles, Mitchell. Relations a Young Situation – Race Relations
• Hutchins, Chris. Leap Year Students Celebrate Birthday
• LaBelle, Charboneé. Livingston Alexander Back at Western as Vice President Candidate
• Women’s History Should be Important
• Henderson, Chad. Attendance Policy at Western Absurd
• Griffin, Michael. Café Voltaire: Come See for Yourself
• Brown, …

Ua12/2/1 College Heights Herald, Vol. 71, No. 41, Wku Student Affairs

WKU Administration Documents

WKU campus newspaper reporting campus, athletic and Bowling Green, Kentucky news.

Regular features include:

• Just a Second
• Campus Line
• For the Record / Crime Reports
• People Poll
• Sports
• Diversions
• Movie Reviews
• Classifieds

Articles in this issue:

• LaBelle, Charboneé. Hazing: Fraternity Punished for Prank – Phi Delta Theta
• Simmons, Darryn. Speaker Assisted Martin Luther King with Dream – Alan Anderson
• Simmons, Darryn. Simply Comply
• Hutchins, Chris. Larry Bradley, Friend of Many, Dies at 69
• Lucas, Fred. Pat Buchanan Wins New Hampshire, Worries Party
• People Need to Watch Thomas Meredith, Earl Fischer
• Bell, Thomas. Police Shouldn’t be Patrolling Dorms
• Morgan, Julia. Herald’s …

Ua12/2/1 College Heights Herald, Vol. 71, No. 40, Wku Student Affairs

WKU Administration Documents

WKU campus newspaper reporting campus, athletic and Bowling Green, Kentucky news.

Regular features include:

• Just a Second
• Campus Line
• For the Record / Crime Reports
• People Poll
• Sports
• Diversions
• Movie Reviews
• Classifieds

Articles in this issue:

• Wright, Jennifer. Court Denies Campus Police
• Simmons, Darryn. Author Uses ‘New Voice’ on Crow – Bobbie Ann Mason
• Simmons, Darryn. Dorms Vary on Percentage of Minorities
• LaBelle, Charboneé. Candidate, New Level Share Similar Goals – Marvin Barker
• Lenz, Rebecca. Cherry Hall Roof Shatters Under Weight of Recent Rain
• Pat Buchanan Scary Candidate for Americans
• Orrand, Linda. Café Voltaire Doesn’t Need Business
• Roadcap, Steve. Herald …

The Grizzly, February 20, 1996, Marc Ellman, Mark Leiser, Denelle Godek, Megan Mcshane, Joanna Doyle, Anne-Marie Mcmahon, Isis Shanbaky, Joseph Catalfano, Beatrice May, Jennifer Urban, Todd Brenneman, Jared Rakes, Colin Tucker, David Webb, Nicole Shiner, Joel Schofer, Charlie Weingroff, Jessica Morin, Erin Gorman

Ursinus College Grizzly Newspaper, 1978 to Present

Talk Show Trouble • Major Fair 1996 • J.D. Salinger: A Grizzly Staffer!; The Skipped Diploma • Boxer Tommy Morrison HIV-Positive • Swedish Vocal Ensemble to Perform • Meet the Candidates: A Largely Biased Commentary • Take it Back, Captain Jack? • Blatant Generalizations • You Bet Your Life • Confessions of a Computer Dork • To Bus or Not to Bus • Vicki Abt Revisited • Free Speech, Abortion, and Presidential Politics • Valentine's Spectacular Brings Elegant Dining to Zack's • WVOU: State of the Nation • Airband Proceeds to Help Student Ryan Auch • Guys Come Up Short …

Hollins Columns (1996 Feb 19), Hollins College

Hollins Student Newspapers

Table of Contents:

• Founder's Day unveils historic exhibit
• New year brings changes, challenges
• Christmas Day bullfight in Mexico City
• Alumna expresses disagreement with Hollins, Sweet Briar and R-M Woman's College consortium
• Hollins Basketball, according to Professor Spies
• Hollins hospitality comes to the rescue
• Great change for Hollins can't take place overnight
• Student endorses intimacy of the Hollins community
• Correction
• VMI deliberation impacts area colleges
• SHAB sponsors Eaten Alive
• Author Naylor inspires students
• Roanoke sights offer alternatives to road-trips
• Senior theater project: A behind the scenes look at The Eclipse
• French Film Festival
• Hillier Group unveils master plan for campus
• Reggae …

Crusader, February 16, 1996, College Of The Holy Cross

Student Newspapers

The student newspaper for the College of the Holy Cross in Worcester, Massachusetts. Articles include coverage of campus events and issues, sports, editorials and special features.

Ua12/2/1 College Heights Herald, Vol. 71, No. 38, Wku Student Affairs

WKU Administration Documents

WKU campus newspaper reporting campus, athletic and Bowling Green, Kentucky news.

Regular features include:

• Just a Second
• Campus Line
• For the Record / Crime Reports
• People Poll
• Sports
• Diversions
• Movie Reviews
• Classifieds

Articles in this issue:

• Goetz, Kristina. Bill Doesn’t Ban Guns on Campus
• Wright, Jennifer. Officers to Patrol Dorms
• Root, Tonya. Bull Market: Rodeo Ropes in Crowd
• LaBelle, Charboneé. Search Committee Narrows Choice to Four – Vice President for Academic Affairs
• Lucas, Fred. Bob Dole Wins Iowa Caucus; Pat Buchanan, Lamar Alexander Fare Well
• Student Government Association Should Ditch Pie-in-the-sky Idea – Skywalk
• Gravot, Josh. Sorry for Hazing – …

Crusader, February 9, 1996, College Of The Holy Cross

Student Newspapers

The student newspaper for the College of the Holy Cross in Worcester, Massachusetts. Articles include coverage of campus events and issues, sports, editorials and special features.

Ua12/2/1 College Heights Herald, Vol. 71, No. 36, Wku Student Affairs

WKU Administration Documents

WKU campus newspaper reporting campus, athletic and Bowling Green, Kentucky news.

Regular features include:

• Just a Second
• Campus Line
• For the Record / Crime Reports
• People Poll
• Sports
• Diversions
• Movie Reviews
• Classifieds

Articles in this issue:

• LaBelle, Charboneé. Bulimia, Anorexia Common
• Wright, Jennifer. Student Drug Arrests Increase
• Simmons, Darryn. This is Not Good – Race Relations
• Hall, Jason. Community College May Get Money for Renovation
• Gagliardi, Melissa. Budget Increase a ‘Major Letdown’
• Lenz, Rebecca. Needed Projects Get $3 Million from State
• Put Some Teeth in Faculty Ethics Code
• Compton, Elizabeth. Rebel Flag Not Same as Examples
• Curtis, Stacy. One Less …

Ua1b3/6 Meeting Minutes, Wku Parking & Traffic Committee

WKU Administration Documents

WKU Parking & Traffic Committee meeting minutes.

Crusader, February 2, 1996, College Of The Holy Cross

Student Newspapers

The student newspaper for the College of the Holy Cross in Worcester, Massachusetts. Articles include coverage of campus events and issues, sports, editorials and special features.

Ua12/2/1 College Heights Herald, Vol. 71, No. 35, Wku Student Affairs

WKU Administration Documents

WKU campus newspaper reporting campus, athletic and Bowling Green, Kentucky news.

Regular features include:

• Just a Second
• Campus Line
• For the Record / Crime Reports
• People Poll
• Sports
• Diversions
• Movie Reviews
• Classifieds

Articles in this issue:

• Lenz, Rebecca. Some Say Air Flow is Sickening
• Goetz, Kristina. Poetry: Actors Inspire Audience - Behind the Broken Words
• Wilson, Sherry. Black History Month Celebrates Contributions
• Simmons, Darryn. Affirmative Action: Goal of Program is Diversity
• LaBelle, Charboneé. Code Would Ask Professors Not to Embarrass Students
• Black Americans Helped Shape Country
• Howard, Anthony. Dr. Martin Luther King’s Dream Had No Exceptions
• King, Martin Luther Jr. …

Ua12/2/1 College Heights Herald, Vol. 71, No. 34, Wku Student Affairs

WKU Administration Documents

WKU campus newspaper reporting campus, athletic and Bowling Green, Kentucky news.

Regular features include:

• Just a Second
• Campus Line
• For the Record / Crime Reports
• People Poll
• Sports
• Diversions
• Movie Reviews
• Classified

Articles in this issue:

• Craig, Ryan. Pay TV Comes to Western
• Goetz, Kristina. Fight Costs Graduate $53,800 – Robert Hodge
• Lenz, Rebecca. William Natcher Library Delayed by Grandson
• Western Has Kentucky’s Top Forensics Team
• LaBelle, Charboneé. Master of Business Returns to Hill After 10-Year Hiatus
• Hall, Jason. Regent Donates $50,000 to Western ‘to Encourage’ Others – Cornelius Martin
• Extended Visitation’s Time Has Come
• Mountjoy, John. Western Offices Should …

Ua12/2/1 College Heights Herald, Vol. 71, No. 33, Wku Student Affairs

WKU Administration Documents

WKU campus newspaper reporting campus, athletic and Bowling Green, Kentucky news.

Regular features include:

• Just a Second
• Campus Line
• For the Record / Crime Reports
• People Poll
• Sports
• Diversions
• Movie Reviews
• Classifieds

Articles in this issue:

• Simmons, Darryn. Students Seek 24-Hour Visitation
• Craig, Ryan. NASA Used Challenger to Improve
• Goetz, Kristina. Coed Dorms Have Least Trouble
• LaBelle, Charboneé. Regents to Discuss Western MBA Program
• Lenz, Rebecca. Fair Rating: Off-Campus Houses Checked for Fire Safety
• Banning ‘Showgirls’ is Censorship
• Lowe, Karin. Anniversary of Disaster Revives Sad Memories
• Noon, Jaclyn. Pre-Born Deserve Equality, Chance at Life
• Flanagan, Beth. Women Should Have Ownership …

Ua12/2/1 College Heights Herald, Vol. 71, No. 32, Wku Student Affairs

WKU Administration Documents

WKU campus newspaper reporting campus, athletic and Bowling Green, Kentucky news.

Regular features include:

• Just a Second
• Campus Line
• For the Record / Crime Reports
• People Poll
• Sports
• Diversions
• Movie Reviews
• Classifieds

Articles in this issue:

• Hall, Jason. Parents Upset at Center – WKU Campus Child Care
• Hall, Jason. Movie a No-Show in Downing University Center
• Flanagan, Beth. Juggling Act
• Gagliardi, Melissa. Paul Patton ‘Holding Out Carrot’ to Higher Education
• Gagliardi, Melissa. Kentucky Universities Receive Failing Grades, Report Says
• Righteousness Should Not be Legislated
• Smith, Kristie. Student Government Association Doing Good Job with Trees
• Morell, Corie. Be Wary of Credit …

Ua12/2/1 College Heights Herald, Vol. 71, No. 30, Wku Student Affairs

WKU Administration Documents

WKU campus newspaper reporting campus, athletic and Bowling Green, Kentucky news.

Regular features include:

• Just a Second
• Campus Line
• For the Record / Crime Reports
• People Poll
• Sports
• Diversions
• Movie Reviews
• Classifieds

Articles in this issue:

• Hutchins, Chris. Charge It: Credit Card Bills Don’t Go Away
• Hall, Jason. Deborah Wilkins Withdraws Conflict Question
• Goetz, Kristina. Debate Begins Over Right to Carry Concealed Weapons
• Stamper, John. Students Find Work at YMCA Rewarding
• Silence Over System Sounds Suspicious
• Stinson, Glen. Stephen Lega Wrong About Federal Shutdown
• West, Philip. Unity Begins with Color Blindness
• Hamilton, Chris. Cover Shows Where Society Has Been
• Scott, …

The Redwood, V.92 1995-1996, Santa Clara University

The Redwood

No abstract provided.