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The Fine Art Of Ineptitude, Sue Winemiller
The Fine Art Of Ineptitude, Sue Winemiller
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Each of us knows at least one of them. They are perched before easels duplicating the spring's emerald meadows and the autumn's turbulent skies. Clad in leotards, they pirouette and pas de buerre their souls into the "Nutcracker Suite," while their colleagues entrance the audience with skill in the orchestra pit. Not content with a monopoly of the fine arts, their type is found fashioning Christmas angels from empty toilet paper rolls, making doll houses out of old cereal boxes, and whipping together gourmet dinners from cans of Campbell's Chicken Noodle Soup. I speak of my personal nemesis, the artist--one …
Apples And Glass (A Comment On Picasso's "Pomme Et Verre"), Charles Hostetter
Apples And Glass (A Comment On Picasso's "Pomme Et Verre"), Charles Hostetter
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"No, Junior, the picture is not hung upside down."
"How does Mother know? They don't hang pictures upside down."
"The picture is called "Apple and Glass."