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The Rows: A Newsbrake For The Faculty And Staff, Unknown
The Rows: A Newsbrake For The Faculty And Staff, Unknown
The Rows
The Rows is a satirical newspaper mocking various campus developments and policies. Articles include papal support for a pay cut, the arrival of a federal stimulus plan, the infestation of Bruner Hall by slime mold, a mascot change, and the purchase of the English department by Peugeot.
The Rows: A Newsbrake For The Faculty And Staff, Unknown
The Rows: A Newsbrake For The Faculty And Staff, Unknown
The Rows
The Rows is a satirical newspaper mocking various campus developments and policies.This issue features the surprise visit of Sarah Palin as an administrator candidate. Other articles discuss a security breach, a partially successful coup by the associate deans, the deposit of the Economics Department at Good Samaritan Hospital under the safe haven law, and more.
The Rows: A Newsbrake For The Faculty And Staff, Unknown
The Rows: A Newsbrake For The Faculty And Staff, Unknown
The Rows
The Rows is a satirical newspaper mocking various campus developments and policies. This issue provides a list of ITS courtesy rules encouraging use of multicolored text. Additional articles cover the destruction of the English Department during a celebration of ROTC, the 17th General Studies proposal, motor pool news, and the new addition to the Chemistry Department.
The Rows: A Newsbrake For The Faculty And Staff, Unknown
The Rows: A Newsbrake For The Faculty And Staff, Unknown
The Rows
The Rows is a satirical newspaper mocking various campus developments and policies. This issue features a proposed credit hour devaluation, a list of contradictory concerns about General Studies, and an article titled "Utilities Upgrade has Construction Workers Swinging Some Impressive Pipe on Campus".
The Rows: A Newsbrake For The Faculty And Staff, Unknown
The Rows: A Newsbrake For The Faculty And Staff, Unknown
The Rows
The Rows is a satirical newspaper mocking various campus developments and policies. This issue gives guidelines for the UNK logo as a tattoo, rejoices that missing administrators were found when Mary Morse Lecture Hall was demolished, and announces the divorce between Geography and Sociology.
Unkmart, Unknown
Unkmart, Unknown
UNKmart
This issue of the satiric newspaper UNKmart discusses the new UNKmart anchor location at the Higher Education Mall in Grand Island. It will feature a hologram of one of the Deans, narrating catalog descriptions.
The Anti-Lope Vol. 3 No. 1, The Anti-Lope Staff
The Anti-Lope Vol. 3 No. 1, The Anti-Lope Staff
The Anti-Lope
This issue includes articles about dismantling the elite white male power structure, asserting First Amendment rights, and rethinking our relationship with psychoactive plants.
Additional articles include "Post-Liberalism and the Politics of 'Change'", "Campus Suckurity" and numerous editorials. Upcoming presidential elections were a subject of much comment, with Bush, Clinton , and Perot all labeled "a scary bastard"
Unkmart, Unknown
Unkmart, Unknown
UNKmart
This satire asks departments to: "submit a last will and testament as an appendix to the formal written review." The sample will is from the Department of Sociology; it disinherits several other departments, bequeaths offices, and provides for the disposal of memorabilia.
The Anti-Lope Vol. 3 No. 2, The Anti-Lope Staff
The Anti-Lope Vol. 3 No. 2, The Anti-Lope Staff
The Anti-Lope
This issue promotes condom use, especially for disease prevention; it also gives a list of the top 11 non sex uses for condoms. The feature articles are on President Nester's "on-campus drinking spree" (funded by ConAgra donors) and on how the administration was "sucking $20,000 out of the library every year" through the photocopier policy.
The Anti-Lope Vol. 2 No. 2, The Anti-Lope Staff
The Anti-Lope Vol. 2 No. 2, The Anti-Lope Staff
The Anti-Lope
The Thanksgiving edition of the paper reprinted Chief Seattle's reply to Franklin Pierce. It also ran an article and several poems highlighting indigenous genocide committed by Columbus and many others. Additional articles include "What Do Homosexuals Really Want Anyway?", "Rape...at UNK?", and "Campus Security or Cash Cow?". This issue also included extensive letters to the editor, a call to boycott L'Oreal, and a list of reasons not to join Young Republicans.
The Anti-Lope Vol. 2 No. 1, The Anti-Lope Staff
The Anti-Lope Vol. 2 No. 1, The Anti-Lope Staff
The Anti-Lope
This issue questions whether or not we are a university, examines the health risks of marijuana, discusses a censored art show, and features news from around the country. It also promotes the uses of bicycles instead of cars. There is an expanded poetry section titled Runes. The Sextion makes another appearance, this time with a focus on douching.
The Anti-Lope Vol. 1 No. 4, The Anti-Lope Staff
The Anti-Lope Vol. 1 No. 4, The Anti-Lope Staff
The Anti-Lope
Issue 4 protests rising tuition, advertises events for Revolution Week, advocates for cannibalism as a solution to overpopulation, and talks about the Cave.
Kearney State Maccollege / Unkmart, Unknown
Kearney State Maccollege / Unkmart, Unknown
Kearney State MacCollege
This issue notes that the name will be changing to UNKmart, to reflect the shift in official name from Kearney State College to University of Nebraska Kearney. It lays out a number of changes that will be happening as part of the transition to a university.
The Anti-Lope Vol. 1 No. 3, The Anti-Lope Staff
The Anti-Lope Vol. 1 No. 3, The Anti-Lope Staff
The Anti-Lope
Issue 3 discusses activism on campus and decries the Gulf War. It also talks about the need for a campus "think tank"/gathering space that is always open.
The Sextion focuses on the mistreatment of gays in Kearney, including Kearney Police harassment. "There are no longer laws against homosexuality, but there are reported cases of Kearney Police harassment against several gays who did appear to be violating no law except societal convention that two men should not be sexually interacting with each other or be in love."
The Anti-Lope Vol. 1 No. 2, The Anti-Lope Staff
The Anti-Lope Vol. 1 No. 2, The Anti-Lope Staff
The Anti-Lope
Issue 2 includes a review of Dances with Wolves, Top 11 Reasons to Join the Greek System, a letter on avoiding STDs, a shout-out to Professor Peter Longo, and more.
Kearney State Maccollege, Unknown
Kearney State Maccollege, Unknown
Kearney State MacCollege
The 1990 issue of the satiric Kearney State MacCollege provides a supplement to the faculty guide, the Kearney State MacCollege Official Dictionary.
Kearney State Maccollege, Unknown
Kearney State Maccollege, Unknown
Kearney State MacCollege
This issue of the satiric Kearney State MacCollege clarifies "school policy concerning nuclear attack. The policy is basically the same as the snow day policy with the following revisions:". Revisions include library hours, location of offices, and who is in charge.
Kearney State Maccollege, Unknown
Kearney State Maccollege, Unknown
Kearney State MacCollege
This issue of the satire publication Kearney State MacCollege includes the minutes from an academic affairs committee meeting, where an Interdisciplinary Undergraduate Degree (IUD) in Prostitution Science was proposed.
Kearney State Maccollege, Unknown
Kearney State Maccollege, Unknown
Kearney State MacCollege
This satiric newspaper has articles on campus mail (nothing funny should be sent), retirement accounts, and purchases. It also includes an interoffice exchange section, listing items available or needed.